Ex Girlfriends send the nicest letters. I will share the hilarity with the world
the other day someone asked me about you
i havent thought about you for awhile.
they said its so shit that i got fucked over….
and for the first time i spoke the truth
(your a comedian you may think this is funny…i sure do)
i said yeah. he left and lied and i was pissed for 2 weeks
and now im dating my dreamboy so he did me a favor
but really i said
i was cheating on him
i cheated on him starting after the first year we dated
i was dating and fucking benny for almost 16 months.
i dated and was fucking jesse from the corktown for 8 months.
i fucked dave (cute 18 year old i jamed with) in his bed. (more than once)
i fucked the singer from sailboats are white just because he was rude. (more than once)
i made out for a whole weekend with adam.
i fucked another guy on christmas (he was a friend of yours doug so i should keep it a secret) and on valentines day (you were busy that day)
i ate 2 girls out in a bathroom at mermaids the only cool place in hess village. and i let a guy i was with have his way with all of us.
i made out with kennie and loreto in school. we both even sucked his dick at the same time….
the list can go on…..
so yeah doug
you did kind of fuck me over
but in a way i deserved it.
not like i care
i just think its funny
that i was the one riding your ass all along
its makes me feel good to finally tell you all this.
not because i am looking for redemption.
take care
anne..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Not that you really care cause you’re not with the psychopath anymore. But shit that’s funny. I love how she’s trying to use you wanting to leave her crazy ass as reasonable grounds for cheating on you. Borderline Personality Disorder for the loss!!! “not because i am looking for redemption” Oh really? Then what are you looking for you crazy cunt!
Hm. Yeah. I’m tryting to figure out how you stayed with her for that long. She has some SERIOUS issues.
she left out the time when she was flying to LA to work with eddie izzard and while just resting some snake crawled inbetween her legs then skull fucked her eye. There was some black dude constantly cursing in the background and some bitch got her titty bit as well.
Banging the dude from Sailboats Are Chi…nuff said.
wow what a “whore bag slut whore”
i did get a little hard reading it.
thanks
fuck face
i believe i still have the other half of your birthday card somewhere…that was golden - in fact, i should have not ripped off the other half. to quote bruce mccullough from ‘brian candy’, someone needs to invent “a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.” i for one know i would use them
as an aside, i love the fact that you were busy on valentine’s day…hopefully, it was the day you were getting a new place to live
oh billy and haze
as if i care what you guys type….
arent you both still moochin off your parents????
almost 30 and still fucking deadbeats?????
hook, line and sinker.
Hey Anne. Aren’t you still fucking crazy? Very soon my business is going to be taking off, but you’ll always be nuts.
Oh, and does your mommy still pay your rent and buy your groceries and…. oh wait, that’s like mooching isn’t it? Yeah, I thought so.
all this shit talk is what you guys live for.
If you weren’t so crazy and insistant on feeding the fire, would we have anything to talk about? No. But you just had to try and toss your baggage on the D man and then you dare get insulted at our reactions to it? Keep your shit to yourself you crazy slut. I don’t like to use that word ever, but by your own passenger list admission the name fits.
actually my email was for doug, not all of you.
so insult me as you wish. i am not shocked or surprised. i should have known.
perhaps i should not have insulted you and haze after i read your comments. i liked you both when i knew you and i do not think badly of you guys at all. but i know how quickly people can turn…..
as for your comments billy…
slut? maybe. yeah i guess i was slutty….crazy? a little….a psychopath? not really….
in a way i didn’t really cheat on doug
our relationship wasn’t working for years
yet we continued to be room-mates.
so i went on about life as i would as if i was single.
he was up to shit the whole time as far as i know.
but anyway,
im not going to try to defend myself here. why bother. this is doug nagy’s domain. yeah, i sent a nasty letter to my ex (not an uncommon thing to do when shits goes bad between people who date) and he posted it on his website and all his friends and “fans” are now going to post the meanest shit about me. yeah, i opened the door for that when i emailed doug nagy. but it was for him not for all you guys to publicly laugh at. but i guess his is the type of thing that some people do….
cheers and have fun typing your comments everyone!
Hey Anne, thanks for fucking everybody but Doug, now I have the pleasure. What were you thinking?
Maybe he just needed a mature woman to keep him happy.
In a way you didn’t cheat on Doug? Fuck you! You either cheated or you didn’t, and you went way beyond cheating you ignorant cunt. You brought the whole band up your skirt and laughed at Doug the entire time, trying to console your own fragile ego by telling yourself “oh it’s just not working between us”. And he was up to shit? Nagy is one of my best friends and NOT ONCE did he cheat on you. We talked about shit all the time and not once did he ever even hint that there might have been something else going on, and he never mentioned you were cheating on him which he would have to me had he ever known about it.
You were a fucking emotional leech and you have mental problems and NEED to go get yourself checked out Anne *censored*.
This is what now? Well over a year since you guys broke up almost 2 and suddenly you are having a guilty conscience? Go fucking die in a fire or something. He doesn’t need this shit, it’s over. Are you hoping he might forgive you? He doesn’t fucking care. You’re trying to dump emotional baggage so you can feel better about yourself, well fuck you. Keep your shit to yourself and stop forcing it on others.
And correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t he try to end it with you on multiple occasions? So the relationship isn’t working according to you, but it was YOU who had the fucking nigh-nervous breakdown screaming sessions until he would reluctantly get back together with you. So instead of letting the relationship end you force it back and then cheat on him?
Let’s do this one more time Anne just so you don’t forget. Fuck you, you ignorant cunt! Please go get a virulent case of ass cancer and rid the world of your genetic code.
Well I can’t just read with out getting out my two cents. I would like to state that Billy your potent comments toward someone who deserves every turn of the thumb screws had me laughing until I almost cried.
Doug is one of the most honourable people I know, and should have had far better a friend and lover then a stinking steamy and rather rancid vagina such as Anne. Not that I think Anne has sand paper for a cheese festering love hole, I am saying Doug should have had far better then Anne *censored*. But I am sure the life lessons Doug learned from Anne were painful but important. As I myself have had my very own version of Anne. The thought of her causes my gag reflex to kick in, as I am sure Doug feels the same way. However I want to be perfectly clear, I met Anne perhaps twice, and both times I wondered why Doug was with someone who not only didn’t suit him, but had a life more worthless then a dead rat at a tampon factory. So good luck to you Anne, let us all hope that you do get what Billy asks, and we can enter you into the Darwin Awards. As long as you have yet to reproduce. I am sure that Anne is already sterile, as a yeast infection that is the life of Anne tends to cause that affliction.
billy,
i don’t want my good name associated with that deadbeat chick. please use AIDS instead.
warm regards,
virulent case of ass cancer
Why are you douchebags always picking on me? I don’t want your fucking leftovers either. Pass the bitch off on Ebola or Bird Flu or something.
Fuck….
Good on ya for ditching the “Hammer Town Whore” when u did. This pathetic attempt at a “whore’s confession” to make u feel bad for ditching her was sad. U know u rock and she knows it too or she wouldn’t have made this ditch effort to grab your attention. U see my friend, the difference here is that u r happy with the new woman that is rockin’ your world and u don’t need to hang on to the past. You are just lucky u got out when u did. I feel bad for the “supposed new boy”….all i can say to this new guy (if there is one or if this is another pathetic attempt to get your attention) is DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200, GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL! and just cut off your own dick now cause after being with that cow it’s gonna fall off anyway.
Luv Ya Punk! See Ya Soon!
Throw up a picture of this Nun!
From an outsiders perspective… This “Anne” is lying about all this shit, well most of it, she didn’t sleep with all those guys, I mean Doug you would have to know about it if she did, right? unless you spent your life hiding it some tightly taped up box.
And anne if you really did do all this, then yes you are an aids infested whore, to fuck over someone who was so blind to trust you well you fucked lot and lots and lots of guys… And I mean why would you send this email… to tell “Doug” what a dirty hobo whore you are? I mean that would just make me all the more releived that I did leave you…
So one peice of advice, sew your nasty snatch closed and stop spreading disease to drunk people who are looking for an easy screw…
- an innocent by-stander
Jesus… i checked in late on this one. Let’s see if I can find 2 cents to throw in here.
Anne: I don’t even believe that you even slept with the people that you listed (maybe the 2 girls). You’re just trying to get revenge on Doug and make it look like you were the one who played him. Next time you might want to be a grown up and just say. “I miss you. I was really angry and hurt when we broke up, but I understand.” But, no.. by all means, make shit up to try and get the upper hand. What are you, in grade 6?
Doug did nothing wrong when he broke up with you. He always cut straight with you. You can’t say that you were “fucked over” if he never lied to you. There’s no sense in dwelling on a dead issue. Move on. There’s nothing to see here.
On the other hand, if you’re telling the truth.. Bill and everyone else are totally right. You’re a bottom feeding cumdump and there’s nothing at the end of your rainbow but a penicillin shot.
Oh, and as for us sticking up for him. Yes. We stick up for him. He has friends. That’s what happens when you’re actually a good human being and you treat people decently. You end up with friends who will stick up for you.
Bill: I love that you refered to her trists as a “passenger list”. I’m totally stealing that one.
TheCoug: I also love that you actually have your name as TheCoug!! You and your comment rule. Let me know if you have any coug friends that are equally hot as yourself. Or hotter. Though from the way Doug describes you, that’s probably very rare.
Doug: Nothing for you but a dudely and not at all homoerotic hug. Perhaps a small nibble for your earlobe. And some sword crossing. But no mouth-frenching. That shit is for homos.
Ok.. I’m done trying to sound smart and insightful. I promise if I leave anymore comments, they’ll be shit-talkin’ one liners.
maybe this anne didnt write the email at all…
i mean mike is right wouldn’t you have known she had 2 other boyfriends???
regardless
i have seen her once i think
and she is gross
you can do better
All that email showed was that your ex is a walking STS with a snatch the size of the Grand Canyon.
Girl’s got a lot of issues. You would have thought after all this time she would have moved on. What a pity!
Hey Mike when your done with that loving wanna backwash some of that love juice my way???
Doug, please make this a regular feature.
Thank you.
I vividly remember the first time I ever saw Anne.
I was in the laundromat on Lake St across from the 7-11 sorting my whites from colours and then I hear some crazy lady screaming “If you touch my fucking laundry again, I’m going to fucking KILL YOU! I’ll KILL YOU!” Of course everyone turned to look at source of the obscentities and there was this chick pointing her finger right in the face of some hapless old man putting his dirty laundry into a machine…no where near her laundry. We all kind of laughed to ourselves and felt relieved that we didn’t know her……yet……
Hey Anne, we only met a couple of times im dougys comedian friend. I just wanted to apologize to you im sorry for haveing a valentine’s show it was not my intetion for you to bang another dude that day, if i knew that the gravity of your vagina was stronger then an extremly large magenet i would have never asked doug to do my valentine’s day show. Sorry to you doug to i think cause of my show Anne actually got to beat the world gang bang record. Im a slut but ges–Love Boner
What baffles me most about this story is how much sex Anne claims to have received. I only met her twice, but both times I couldn’t help but think “Man, is she UGLY!”
Not just “a little below Doug’s expected income” ugly, but “begging for chicken bones outside the KFC parking lot” ugly.
Doug, be very glad that the midnight move happened as early as it did. And maybe you should get yourself checked out at a local clinic. Just in case she was telling the truth.
Man, I still remember the Midnight move… and how stealthfully we rescued you and your belongings. It really was a rescue.
Thank god you’re out of that. I think i can still smell her crazy on you sometimes… you should get that checked out.
Maybe she can give you a more detailed account of the action that took place with the two chicks at that mermaids place. Just saying….
Fuck er’ Doug, figuratively of course. that was some petty shit. What did that accomplish? Did she ever let you shit on her chest? Just wondering, I don’t know she sorta sounds like the type…zing. Keep doing what you do man. If this is bothering you, look for salvation in a fifth of Jack Daniel’s
Hey Anne, how much do you rent that vagina of yours for? I need somewhere to park my car overnight.
Let me know ASAP. Cause I know you are still reading these messages you dumb cunt. Maybe I’ll venture down to Emerald or along Barton street. Im sure to find you in those parts.
Doug Nagy and his psycho ex-grilfriends bring people together. I haven’t seen this kind of awesome rally since Viet-Nam.
nam…. the delta… CHARLIE UP IN THE TREES!!!!!
VC!!! VC!!!!
(or in this case VD!!! VD!!!)
I’m not a whore…. i’m not a whore!
LOL. I cant stop reading any of it. I dont even know what was bette the letter that whore wrote or the comments being left. But you know what all of you are retarted. Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win you are still retarted.
This isn’t really my party, but, man, this Anne girl sounds hot. Ever been to England, Anne? It sounds like much of Canada doesn’t approve of your progressive ways, so you’re always welcome to visit us in blighty.
She’s probably just a collector. She’s trying to collect all the STD’s there are. So far she’s only got 35446 of them. This woman sounds like the biggest slut in the world. Wow, this is sad. Hahaha, she thinks she’s all good, probably talks to herself, saying how cool she is sending you this. And now you have nearly 40 comments calling her a slut, hahaahahaa, it’d be funny if she saw this.
The Adam guy is a pussy. Who the fuck makes out with somebody’s girlfriend for an entire weekend, without getting in on the action?
I would think Doug Nagy got in on the fucking all the while this was going on though, and by the mail - it seems like she’s up for anything. Might explain a prolonged relationship mystery.
Wow Anne or should I call u by your real name Ultra-mega-Slut-a-tron how does it feel to be the laughing stock of not only Hamilton Ontario Canada but now the international market as well. U know I bet there is maybe 1 or 2 people in the U.K u havent fucked. U might want to reconsider your plea of I am not a whore………I believe that might be considered pergery. Like really after such a heart felt effort to bare your soul and your sins to now try and say U r not a whore…….OH COME ON. Well at least u r not baring your cunt for a change but I guess that just proves what u r worth to people. How does it fell to have made such an effort to try and hurt Doug but to have only gathered all his friends to bash u. U see Slut-a-tron that is what friends do….friends dont let whores get away with pathetic attempts at getting his attention. The difference here is Doug is with an awsome woman (unlike u the word woman rings true here) who makes him happy and he doesnt have to dig up the past because after all lets get real u have no future everyone has already had u. OH WHAT A SAD PATHETIC THING U R, U MUST HAVE CRIED YOURSELF TO SLEEP LAST NIGHT CAUSE WE ALL KNOW U HAVE READ EVERY ONE OF THESE COMMENTS. Was it worth the email….it sure was to us. Thanx for the laughs u pathetic excuse for a rotting cunt. Oh ya p.s. I hate using the c word so feel proud that I am so utterly revolted by u that I feel it fitting. Keep up the good work I think there may be a couple homeless people who r waiting for their turn on the Ultra-mega-Slut-a-tron…….after all we know u have no standards!
yea she sounds like one big hooker to me. I love when chicks get angry and think they can harm you but its just funny.. lol
She deserved anything she got
im not an anne fan but people its not her fault…..after one night with nagy she went on a quest to try to re capture that marathon of lust nagy put her through…and it took many men and women and alast it looks as if she still searching…this many nagy produce viagra in his sweat, she was no match for him…ive heard that many women have become pregnant from viewing photos of him on this site….so please back off anne…this is a man with a gift only aristotle could decifer…i must now get off this site as i feel i to may…….too late
“Scott Says:
LOL. I cant stop reading any of it. I dont even know what was bette the letter that whore wrote or the comments being left. But you know what all of you are retarted. Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win you are still retarted.”
Dude seriously… I don’t think you should be poking fun at anyone’s intelligence with grammar as poor as this.
By the way, the word you’re fumbling with here is spelled “retarded”. Almost ironic, isn’t it?
Jax Says:
Dude seriously… I don’t think you should be poking fun at anyone’s intelligence with grammar as poor as this.
- Dude seriously, the mistake is in the spelling not the grammar. Even a RETART like yourself should know that.
I thought this was a joke,I mean what kind of person is that dirty?Even hookers and strippers have more class than that.I also heard that Anne does not really have a cunt but rather a gunt.Doug you should be happy she left no one should have a girlfriend that weighs more than they do!!!!!
gentlemen.. let’s stick to the topic at hand. We’re not here to discuss grammar and spelling. We’re here to discuss Doug’s cock-hungry, amateur whore ex girlfriend and the searing gorge between her legs.
Let’s show a little fuckin’ maturity here.
Yes I agree with Mike Fully on this issue
“Mike Says:
gentlemen.. let’s stick to the topic at hand. We’re not here to discuss grammar and spelling. We’re here to discuss Doug’s cock-hungry, amateur whore ex girlfriend and the searing gorge between her legs.
Let’s show a little fuckin’ maturity here.”
Not just because I have terrible spelling but my grammer in worse. I quote Steven Wintle, “Fry it is like you have your own langauge, Fringlish.”
However it is nice having your own language at times, people don’t know when you are telling them off. I would have said being Rude, but I don’t think people miss when I state something that might be a little bit nasty.
So let us all sit back and think of names for Doug’s Ex-Whore, and yes she is a whore. A zipped out heroin hooker that weighs 80lbs and has a vagina like rancid maggot infested meat, that is dripping with bile and rat droppings still gets paid for turning tricks. So thus the hooker is the hooker and the Whore is ummm well Anne.
I found this story through John Campea’s website. I used to listen to you on The Audio Edition. You need to go back there man!
Anywho, that is one crazy ass bitch. My question is, why did you ever date such a loon like that in the first place?
Dougy, I’m surprised your dick hasn’t fallen off from having to fucking that cum filled twat that closely resembles a gaping Arby’s roast beef sandwich turned side ways and drenched in cock gravy and ketchup. Shit man I just puked a bit and swallowed it back down.
*Meli* Anywho, that is one crazy ass bitch. My question is, why did you ever date such a loon like that in the first place?
As someone who has dated a person with Borderline Personality Disorder I feel I am qualified enough to answer this one. At first, things go amazing. The girl is outgoing and fun and as we see by the “cargo manifest” above they’re usually sexually active which isn’t the only reason you stay with them, but it sure doesn’t hurt when you consider everything else.
Then you enter the relationship phase, or what I like to refer to as OMFG I’M TRAPPED WITH A FUCKING PSYCHOTIC BITCH phase. Again things start off wonderful. For me, it didn’t start to get noticeable until about the 3 month stage. And then it starts to hit the fan. Do yourself a favour and look up BPD online. It’s nicknamed the “I have you but don’t leave me” disease. Basically, the person choses from moment to moment how to judge you. You give them flowers and they love you. You pick the wrong movie at the store and suddenly you’re a lying cheating fuckbag who doesn’t really love her and if you really loved her you’d know exactly what kind of movie she wanted to see. And i’m not making this up.
So it’s all very confusing to a guy who just wants to love and be loved. Literally they can go from loving you to hating you in a sentence and right back again. And here you are with alot of time and emotion invested into this person and you know something’s wrong but you don’t want to feel like you’ve “given up” on the person so you stick with it. And soon weeks become months, become years and you grow used to it until finally one day you fucking snap and drive all the way from toronto to st catharines to drop their looney ass off at their house, then back to TO again so you can enjoy a night of dancing with your friends without her crazy ass guilt tripping you!
i thought i was easy…
“I hate you but don’t leave me” I mispelled that sorry
It’s like Jerry Springer in here.
My EX was the same…I dumped her 3 weeks ago. I’m single and having a blast. I was talking to my friend today telling him how I have more money for myself. I can walk around in my underwear and watch movies all day. Let the good times roll :P
Billy, I know what you are talking about. But I was really stupid, I married my FUCKING PSYCHOTIC BITCH, and man did it ever set me back. I am still recovering….. Doug was wise. He kept away from the RING….
Well Anne…I hate to be a part of this but I hope you suck dick better than you eat pussy…Slore is the name I choose for you…like a superhero, have slut half whore!!!
GGRRRRROOOOOOWWLWLLLLL HHARRRRAAARLL Grrrrrr… chomp chomp… HRRARRRRRR… GGRRRRLLLLLLAAARRGHUH
How sad, not only r u a raging whore but u r not even good at it. Now that has got to make u feel like GARBAGE. With that much practice u should be perfect. I guess the old saying of “practice makes perfect” just isn’t true in your case. Didn’t your mama every teach u to find what u r good at and stick to it…..in this instance u should keep off your knees and keep your legs closed…..your not good at either from the sounds of it.
Holy Shit!!!! I’ve only ever heard this “thing” being mentioned…so glad I never met her!
As a woman I have to say…you really are the reason people use the word whore you fucking daft trout!!!!
I don’t know why you would even think that Doug would care….true or not, the fact that you were even so mentally fucked to write an ex an email like that is just beyond all thought to me.
Do you want a standing O for being a whore??? well then….congratuFuckingLations!!!!! you win the prize
Doug…glad I never met her and I’m sorry you ever knew her (lesson learned) and I’ve very glad that you’ve got Coug…she sounds cool!!!!
Good for you for posting what a complete whoreass she is…not to mention one of the Funniest Fucking Reads I’ve seen in a long time!!!!!!
wow….I can’t believe she behaved like that but since it is clearly over can you hook us up?
I think I may have fallen in love.
i ate 2 girls out in a bathroom at mermaids the only cool place in hess village. and i let a guy i was with have his way with all of us.
That’s only cool when the chicks are hot and baby your not. I don’t even want to know what the other pigs looked like.
jj Says:
Jax Says:
Dude seriously… I don’t think you should be poking fun at anyone’s intelligence with grammar as poor as this.
- Dude seriously, the mistake is in the spelling not the grammar. Even a RETART like yourself should know that.
Dude seriously. If you thisnk the only mistake in that post was the spelling in one word then you BOTH need remedial English classes.
Dammit… I just had to leave a typo in that didn’t I?
i hate to be the one to say i toad a so but i toad a so
Like wolf said this is the Jerry Springer show and ill take over as Jerry for now. Now Anne what do you have to say about all of this
Sure, I hate the Jews, but the only thing I hate more than the Jews are cheap, slutty ditchpigs.
Mike, your right and I apologize - sometimes my hatred and loathing are misdirected when someone makes a distracting post. Kind of like the people standing beside Anne are distracted from their conversations by hearing everything they are talking about twice because her cunt now acts as a natural cave-like echo chamber (complete with dripping sounds).
Anyone who holds a grudge for that long is obviously obsessed and insane. She’s obviously still hurt otherwise she would have no motive to write.
Good job Doug.
I hope you are tremendously happy with your new GF. She at least has the whereabouts to use cunt deoderant……
And the good scents ha ha
huh, i just went to sailboats are white show.
they kind of suck.
ps. post pics of her.
Come on everyone it’s not fair to call her a whore.
She clearly isn’t one, whores GET PAID to fuck. Please have some respect for all the whores out there and not lump this skanky cunt of a slut in with them.
Where is this Anne girl and how come we havent had sex? Im confused now.
I don’t know any of you but I have to say that is some funny shit. Poor Anne all she wanted was attention from her ex, but instead she now has international fame. This story has been DUGG. Thanks for the laughs.
Dear ex boyfriend, Ill bet that you are just kicking yourself for letting my horrible, diseased meat curtains slip away. I hope that you regret this forever. So long, I have to go to the pharmacy now.
cmon….she hasnt fucked that many people…how is it possible that ugly ,fat people have this much sex….lets pass a law that any one who weighs more than your parents combined should not even be given genitals….genitals should be given to 7 foot tall black men and all women under 150 lbs…fat people are only going to abuse the previledge….the way they abuse a fridge….
Salut mon amis,
I would like to announce that I have found the lost continent of Atlantis in Anne’s infested vagina, along with Jimmy Hoffa’s body and a large desk.
Au revoir,
Jacques
I love desk
i almost pissed myself reading these replies.
Mel Gibson’s is pure comedy gold
Holy Shit! 74 fucking replies!
What a treasure trove of material this should be.
Doug- We want to know more about this special lady.
Well I never fucked her. “Never rub another mans rhubarb.” Though I hear that Doug ripped her wide open with his Deluxe Imperial sized Jumanji Styled man hood.
wow, doug - i had no idea what you went thru with her. somehow i wouldn’t put this past her, i did always think she was overly crass and very scary.
i’ve missed the welland boys vibrant and expressive disses.
~ thanks for posting this link, mike!
Anne sucked my cock while i was fishing for mackerel in the Detroit River. I never did catch any trout, but i sure as hell smelled like filthy vagina.
Bill Brassky!!!!!
*raises his glass*
TO BILL BRASKY!!!!!!
doug fauck man thats pretty funny its to bad that kinda shit always happens to the good guys but we all get fucked over in life sooner or later at lest you got a good one know
As an ex from a long-ago era and a friend since then, I can vouch for Doug’s loyalty and fidelity. So it’s not nice to hear accusations that he cheated (unless you consider watching lesbian porn cheating).
Doug, I salute you and your lovely Coug. May your romance make Sue Johanson want to do a week’s worth of shows based on your relational bliss secrets.
Someday there will be a movie about this man.
Having read that letter, I think it’s getting a lot clearer where Doug has got his attitude from. :)
I’ve had a lot of craziness happen to me but I have no idea how I’d react to something like this. Probably not as civil as he did…
Just savor it when you start making $100,000 per show. :D
HI EVERYONE, I NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR SPREADING THE AIDS VIRIUS ALL THOSE YEARS AGO. SOME MONKEYS GOT TO WORK THE STREETS AND COLLECT QUARTERS WITH THE MUSIC BOX GUYS, OTHER MONKEYS GOT TO WORK IN THE CIRCUS,AND EVEN SOME MONKEYS GOT THAT SWEET GIG AT THE ZOO. ME I GOT TO START THE AIDS VIRIUS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD. TRY HAVING ANY FRIENDS WITH THAT TAG…WELL ALL GOOD THINGS MUST COME TO AN END AND AFTER MANY YEARS OF SUCCESS - I MUST RETIRE. WHEN SOMEONE RETIRES THERE IS ALWAYS SOME OTHER MONKEY TO TAKE OVER…THE GOVERNMENT,SCIENTISTS AND THE MONKEY COMMUNITY HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR A REPLACEMENT…ANNE YOU HAVE BURST ONTO THE SCENE LIKE HIVES. YOU HAVE ALL THE QUALIFICATIONS OF BEING THE NEW SPREADER OF AIDS.YOU’RE YOUNG,MOTIVATED,AND LIKE A MONKEY YOU KEEP HANGIN’ AROUND. I’M TIRED AND IT’S TIME FOR THIS OLD,AIDS INFESTED CHIMP TO RETIRE. IS THERE A RETIREMENT HOME NEAR CORKTOWN?
ANNE THANKYOU FOR TAKING ON THIS GREAT TASK OF SPREADING GOD’S VENGEANCE THROUGHOUT HAMMERTOWN (OUR JERUSALEM). THERE IS NO NEED FOR AN APPLICATION OR RESUME…I DON’T KNOW IF AN AIDS INFESTED MONKEY COULD EVEN HEAR ANYMORE. AND FOR THE RECORD JESSE WAS WITH ME FIRST! GOD BLESS…”ANNE, WE SPEAK YOUR NAME”!
HEY KIDS,IT’S BEEN TEN MINUTES SINCE MY FIRST POST AND WORD IN THE JUNGLE IS ANNE JUST PUT HER NAME IN THE PHONEBOOK UNDER UTILITIES(JOAN RIVERS TOLD ME THAT ONE). HEY, I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING? IF FAT,UGLY GIRLS CAN GET LAID…THEN OBVIOUSLY, MONKEYS CAN TALK. DOUG(WHICH IN THE JUNGLE MEANS FUNNY AND STRONG CHARACTER) I UNDERSTAND YOUR SITUATION.I HAVE BEEN THERE MYSELF. MY SLUT BITCH PARTY PIG WAS FOOLING AROUND ON ME WITH THE BANANA TREE. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BANANA TREE??? ALL THE BEST REALLY, THESE ARE TRYING TIMES,MANY ARE TRYING AND GETTING CAUGHT. THIS BITCH ADMITS WHAT SHE DOES AND IS PROUD OF IT. MY FAVORITE PART IS HER LISTING BETWEEN 7 TO 10 SCREW AROUNDS AND THEN SAYING “SO YEAH DOUG YOU DID KIND OF FUCK ME OVER” THAT’S FUCKING MONKEY CLASSIC!!! WHEN YOU THINK YOU’VE HEARD IT ALL.
LIKE BATHROOM STALLS ACROSS THIS GREAT LAND I’M SURE YOUR NAME WILL ALSO BE SEEN AUTHORING A GREAT BOOK TITLED”I’M A FUCK BITCH PARTY PIG..TALES OF A LOVING HOUSEWIFE” CONGRADULATIONS PRESENT BOYFRIEND SEE YOU AT THE CLINIC…DON’T FORGET TO SAVE THOSE COUPONS!!!
HI, THIS IS THE ORIGINAL MONKEY WITH AIDS GIRLFRIEND! I WAS GOING TO BREAK UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND (OMWA) AND PLAY THE FIELD. WHEN I FOUND OUT ANNE WAS OUT THERE, I RAN BACK TO MY BOYFRIEND AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. I KNEW I WOULD BE SAFER WITH A MONKEY WITH AIDS THEN MEETING SOMEONE LIKE ANNE!
DOUG, IS IT POSSIBLE ANNE WOULD BE INTERESTED IN DOING A QUESTION SEGMENT IF SAY WE HAD QUESTIONS LIKE: HOW DO YOU GET RID OF THAT RASH? OR HOW MANY CLOWNS CAN FIT INSIDE A VOLKSWAGON/I MEAN YOUR BOX?
DOUG, YOU ARE THE MAN AND SO IS SHE!
Are these the most creative terms and slang we can come up with for dirty genitals? We should be ashamed of ourselves. We’ve had some fuckin’ KILLER comments. But I think we can do better. I believe in us.
I’ll start. My current favorite term for a dirty poon is “shame hole”.
For male members.. it’s just a variation… “shame stick”
any other fav terms? C’mon… we have free speech here.. it’s a crime to waste it. Do it for Lenny Bruce god dammit.
I had a girl once tell me… “Lick my Love Canal?”
In the heat of the moment I started thinking on that, and the History of the Love Canal. I looked down at this sweet and innocent version of the Love Canal and I just could not bring myself to tongue it. Her Canal was over grown with bush. It was a Hairy Hoe Hole. So I made her get up, and I took her to the bathroom. I washed her nice and sparkling clean and I shaved that mass of tangled curlies off. I even got rid of the ass beard for her, and took advantage of the moment and stuck the handle of the Razor (Mach 2 Turbo) up her ass, then I was able to please her sex with the motions of my tongue.
At the moment I will enter two terms into the fav terms, as per Mike’s request and for the honour of Lenny Bruce. Hairy Hoe Hole and Love Canal. I can do better of course, and will so at a later date. Until then..
Wow….this is even crazier than you told me Nag! I wish the cum dumpster I call my ex admitted to being a slut so I could humiliate her on the internet because, well, isn’t that what the net is for?
You’re the king and I’m your princess.
ps - go get tested for every STD you can think of.
i like the “eastside welland sperm bank” as an alternative to vagina. i think it provides the certain flair and ambiance one would associate with a whore.
i also adore the term ‘gunt.’ it is a compound word that combines the words gut and cunt together. i think it paints a perfect masterpiece of nagy’s pre-coug relationship.
I think the only appropriate term for Anne would be “CUM DUMPSTER …now if u r speaking about regular woman, my friend Duane has the best terms…….as an alternative to going down on a woman u can instead “wear her like a twat bonnetâ€.
wow. anne, from a lady’s perspective. i hear you. you were hurt when doug ended things. shit, that shit happens you know. but honestly honey, writing that email was a bad idea. and if you honestly wanted to get stuff like that off your chest, you shoulda called doug, met him over a coffee, not gone into explicit detail like that over an email. or, you shoulda just, i don’t know, shut the hell up. i’m just sayin, you made a bad move. and your intention was clearly to hurt doug and to throw it in his face. so, i’m sorry to say honey, but doug posting it and the reaction it is receiving is just. i just hope that you finally have closure and can move on.
oh, and also, you were a filthy whore. damn.
HMMMM…MOOSE KNUCKLE,CAMEL TOE,FLAP JACK…NO YOU’RE LOOKING FOR NEW WORDS FOR THE PARADE HOLE?…NO SHAME HOLE COVERS IT VERY NICELY!!!!
i know this guy thats wants to fuck her. then i showed him this post.
he thanked me for saving his life.
All I can say is… what the hell, I don’t think I’ve read anything this sad and funny for a long time. From what I can see this skank has her own black hole and anyone gravitating towards it should run the other way.
theres one word for this
WOW.
Maybe if this reaches 100 posts Doug can publish the contents in a booklet he can hand out at his shows. It would be like a public service thing–educating the masses. Couldn’t you see him winning the Nobel Peace Prize? Perhaps they’ll make a wax figurine of him for tourists to check out in Niagara Falls.
What a fuckin WHORE! I’ve had one like that before and I’m only 19. WOW!
Wow Doug, I had a psycho like that once. Its a good thing you didn’t find out about it while you were still in the relationship. I’m glad you had the strength to not let it bug you.
Stay Strong!
-Jeff
Oh shit, go Doug!
What a FUCKING WHORE!!!! Any chick that is as cock-hungry as her needs to be committed and have their head examined for some pre-adolesence sexual trauma of some description. WOW
sweet jesus
GOOD. RIDDANCE. Don’t bother thinking about her for another second for as long as you live. You are SO better off.
[...] Yesterday 1248 people came to dougnagy.com largely due to this letter Traffic has been climbing over the past year, but yesterday saw more visitors than the month of January and February. I suspect as the work week progresses more people have been sharing the story with friends, and I am tickled to say the least. [...]
[...] I also howled in laughter the night before hearing the whole deal about Doug and his ex. Right now, the post has over a hundred comments! [...]
big fucking deal….100…200….
proof of boredom.
Well, it was definately worth the price of admission (reading these posts that is, as we all know that Doug’s ex is open to the public, free of charge)
Wow Anne or do u prefer Observer or was it Steven Ortega…….which personality are u today……if anyone didnt think u were a crazy and i mean -white jackets that fasten in the back kinda crazy- they sure do now. exhibit a= crazy letter which u already admitted to writing, exhibit b= please read (like anyone hasnt already, the posts under 1248 Maniacs and Indiana Jones Commentary.) where u pretend to be someone else and basically deny writing the letter. WOW. Maybe this bash the whore bliss we have all been experiencing may have died down but after that display we have hours upon hours of more entertainment. Thanx u H.P.H. loon……(in case anyone is not from Hamilotn H.P.H.=hamilton pyciatric hospital). Just let it go….u tried to get back at Doug and it failed miserably……..he is happy……we r all still his friends and will always be……..u r lonely cause u have already fucked the entire population (the one without standards anyway) and have no friends to talk to……JUST LET IT GO….LEAVE DOUG ALONE AND FADE AWAY IN YOUR PATHETIC EXISTANCE. We will still be here leaving messages and u will still be here reading them…….AT LEAST HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT AND STOP PRETENDING TO BE OTHER PEOPLE TRYING TO DEFEND POOR ANNE………..there is no poor Anne u created this so live with the concequences. CIAO BIATCH.
Sounds like it is lucky u got rid of this —— whore before u got aids or crabs!!!!!!!!!!
To bad u didn’t do it a lot sooner
At least she herself has told the masses what a blinking whore she is and they are forwarned!!!!
She herself has told them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe that is what she wanted free publicity????????
Anyone for bugs?????
Don’t you love it when plans by MAGGOTS (like Anne, there’s a lot more out there) backfire on them. And people like Doug Nagy who can exploit the MAGGOTS pathetic attempts of self gratification, by serving it up for all our amusement. Then have the MAGGOT play into his hands, by reading every post of turth and then replying to justify her position (1001 I think). What a joke. Good show, Doug the master at work!
Oh! The power of laughter is such a wonderful thing. I can now walk unaided. You’ve cured my polio!
P.S. Please know I meant no disrespect to polio victims.
Andy (avid aussie listener of the movieblog audio edition and Doug Nagy’s comedic styling)
Keep one eye open, Doug. Keep one eye open.
I saw this website through another site; and I have to say - Doug, I’m very sorry that this happened to you by a woman in dire need of psychological assistance (and I’m ashamed that OHIP covers it for people like her).
There are not enough words to describe the kind of woman (well….little girl, really) that she is.
Women like this are an insult to humanity.
(You may also want to get yourself tested; she sounds like a walking biological hazard).
You are a real piece of work. *dies laughing*
If this “lady” is so over the gentleman concerned why on earth did she persist in frequenting this page? Why did she bother to send the letter to begin with?
Only a crazy person puts something so derogatory about ones self in writing.
Sounds like shes been on the floor more times than my feet!
This girl will never hold down a “mature” relationship and when old, will die lonely. She will be fitted with a catheter, because of all her pussy diseases which would have affected her urinary functioning, a poop scoop bag, because a nigerian immigrant would have tore her arse up and whats more god won’t admit her into heaven because she probably try and shag him too.
Well done for offloading mate. Is there an anniversary party for losing this crazy chick?
from Olly (England)
I’m sitting on a floor-mountable dildo right now.
just had to compliment everyone who has taken part in this piece if gold. i am reading from new zealand, got a really busy day ahead, but been stuck reading this for the past 20mins. i love it. keepin the net real, good on you all. splendid.
Anne u are a whore but thats ok cuz when u catch aid and hiv in ur ass then ur’ll be sorry u never held on to doug he doesn’t sound like a bad guy he didn’t cheat on u but u did on him he didn’t deserve this from u u were suppose to be his girl but u ended up being a waste of his time. if u didn’t act so whoreful then u and him would still b together, instead u had to be unfaithful to him and now ur sorry and u want him back u nasty BITCH! Doug I kno what ur goin through but forget her move on forget her name, face, address, number change urs if u have to and change ur address if u have to but dotn let crack whore fuck with ur head. be strong and dont let it bother u.
anne,
your a fucking whore!!!. whats your cellphone number??
this site has been on my favorites and when im feeling down every now and then i view it and crack myself up..thanks!!
OMG!
Doug I can so relate to this Im going through a similar thing with my (soon to be ex) missus when I get my letter Ill post for all u Doug Nagy fans lol
Tigz
I was cheated on just like this by a psychopath, and he went on to take photographs of my e-mails and put them up in an art gallery.
This is ringing all of those familiar bells. ahhh the sweet tune of insanity, drama, and conscious-less asswipes.
So though this is funny and thank god you’re out of that relationship, let me know if you need someone to talk to.
-cheated on bigtime
And his name was Doug
and I mean conscience-less. And I’ll shut up now.
el.cometa@gmail.com
I do not usually agree with the fact that friends get in the realtionship when it is broken…it kinda pisses me of BUT!
My current boyfriend (who i’m extrememly happy with and its mutual) has a cunt of an ex girlfriend just like anne her bitch ass name is maggie…
I hate that bitch!
she pretty much did the same thing to my boyfriend and i cant stand her! she’s still in his life cause they’re married because she’s a stupid immigrant and she likes to take advantage of nice good people like my boyfriend, and she ruined his fucking credit and she made his license get suspended that unaprecciated whore 2 days after they got married she left to another state to be with a guy she was cheating on my bf with (thank god!) although i think he was stupid to be with her for 5 years knowing she was cheating and cheated on him im glad hes no longer with that disgust of a person! His parents love me and hated her so his relationship with them improved and i help him out with his problems financially and i made him get a divorce before she can get her citizenship…i just hope they kick her ass out of the u.s.a that would make me happy! and anne could keep sucking various dicks and pussys with my bf’s ex! yay!!!
Attention: Anne patient 23450
As a clinical specialist directly dealing with Whores and whore related activity. I am pleased to say that yes, we can deal with her whore like behaviour. To be corect, we use the word whore only in the most serious cases. The basic diagnosis from my years of experience is ” She is a whore or in mexico “Puta”
I would like to bring her into my office, clean out her vagina with some strong disinfectant and give her a strong yet loving anal probe just to see if she might be a super whore.
We look forward to your visit to our clinic
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if you like to know anna its not ok to be a whore. quit spreading your female love sponge or we will be seeing a new planet! read my book sometime
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