Brokeback Ankle
I broke my ankle yesterday friends. Sorry for the lack of Nagical Radio. I fell down some stairs trying to get a dalmation into the house before work. I chipped the ankle and cracked the dome of my thalmus?
I went to the hospital at 7:30 and was there for about 6 hours. I was then referred to another hospital where I was given a cat scan. In total I was at the hospital for 12 hours. I have a cast on till next friday, they will then peel it off and determine if I require surgery – or a probe.
My girlfriend has been more than gracious helping me out and even made me a urinal using half a bleach bottle, a hose and an old laundry detergent container. She continues to surprise me with acts of thoughtfulness and kindness. She is like Mother Theresa, but hotter, (and she gives way better blowjobs than Theresa did). I wish I took a picture of my ankle yesterday – It was a 2 litre kankle. I have a new macbook that will be at my side during the next few days; If I can figure it out I may make some youtube illness videos.
I had the best holiday season of my life – I will not let this affliction rob me of my yeultide joy.
I am typing this post without pants.
holy shit! one question, what happened to the dalmation?
i wish you a speedy recovery,it may be the perfect op to play some warcraft…….
Mother Theresa does give a fantastic BJ, sometimes I am awoken in the middle of the night by the holy ones beautiful gummers, she truly is a miracle worker.
Hope you get better! :-)
And by the way, how do you feel about Saddam gettin’ kill tomorrow! ;-(
Before I see some proof, I’m labeling this a marketing stunt.
It seems Jesus isn’t the only martyr around christmas-time, eh? ;)
Get well soon. I hope you do videos like day in the life of Doug with a broken ankle.
well! looks like saddam has been hung,as doug would say “what cockshit”.
your thoughts doug…
Screw pictures of your ankle…post some pics of your woman giving you head!
Saddam isn’t really dead. Doug has him tucked away in a spider hole in his basement.
I hope you will get better soon. But you will be able to make “Films 4 Food Fest”?