I saw some people looking up at the sky as I was hiking in Runyon today. I looked up and asked what the commotion was about and they pointed to the edge above us where a young Coyote was looking at is. He was very curious and looked like he was hoping for snacks. For the first time in my life I felt guilty for not having meat products with me. I wanted to help that little guy out but was unable to.

If I see him again, in the same location – I may treat us both to a bucket of chicken.

This man preaches the gospel according to freedom. This guy out Nadered Nader with this speech.

This is why Letterman rules Late Night. Check out this video.

I was making my legendary stew the murklord and I added 2 jalapeño peppers for extra zing. After all was said and done I went on to do other things and rubbed my eye without thinking. As it turns out, jalapeño pepper juice likes to stick around, and enjoys nothing more than turning your eyeballs into burning flesh embers inside your skull.

This is a public service announcement.

It appears that the man known as the Rose City condor has hit the streets on an E-Bike. He claims that “shit is going to get reckless” and that “mother fuckers better pay their respects”.

For daily updates on E-Bike adventures in the rose city please read this blog.

This is a segment from a Danish show called Casper & Mandrilaftalen. These two lads speak the international language of absurdity and I suggest you watch the following video. Thanks to Henrik for the hookup!

I have been lamenting my lack of trade skills in recent months and started to mull over a few that I would be able to learn and practice while doing Stand Up and the like. I considered tailoring, but soon settled on leather working/shoe making.

My decision was pretty much made thanks to Daniel Day Lewis. Mr Kris Tapley was joking one day about him leaving the acting world to learn this trade. We then considered how awesome it would be to get a pair of his shoes. One thing led to another and I started to read up on the art and craft of shoe making.

There is a place down the street from me that makes shoes, and I went to see if they would take me on as an apprentice while I was in LA. Sadly they were not taking at this time, so I will have to continue to bother them, or find another place.

My father said when I was young that everyone should learn a trade, and I have grown to discover that those words are wise and true.

Here is another clip from my favorite web guru OSHO. This clip is hilarious, check it out.

I am trying to buy more products from master smiths, or companies that pay their employees a fair wage. Because of this, I decided to hit American Apparel up for some undergarments. Their undershirts fit great, but I was very pleased with the fit of their boxer brief underpants. Each size also falls between 2 pant sizes for a superior fit. I take a 34/36 due to my child bearing hips.

What I like most about the underpants is a lack of fly. I am not the type of man that pulls his cock through his pant hole, so I support this decision. The stitching also allows for maximum junk comfort. For those of you interested in checking out the variety – please follow this link.

Outside of my bedroom window, there is a club nearby. I often hear people cavorting and celebrating. I usually can only make out exclamations. I hear a lot of “I love you,” “O My Gawwwd!” and “No fuckin’ way”.

Once a night I also hear a police sirens and I hear helicopters a few times a day in sunny Los Angeles. Freedom requires lots of cops.

I was walking Runyon canyon today and stopped to check out what a huddle of people were looking at on the trail. I looked down and saw a 4-5 inch black fuzzy tarantula. It was just sauntering along without a care in the world, pretending it didn’t see us with all those eyes. I am not a fan on spiders, but the big fuzzy ones creep me out less for some reason.

I think deep down I am afraid bugs will crawl into my openings and have babies.

It looks like the Germans have managed to hook up a 54 year old armless farmer with a set of replacements.

According to CNN: A team of 40 people participated in the transplant surgery, conducted July 25 and 26. The donor matched the host in sex, age, skin color, size and blood group, the statement said.

I am very interested in seeing if this transplant proves to be successful. If so, I will do my best to track this man down and give him a high 5.