Jalapeño Pepper Juice In My Eye
August 23rd, 2008
I was making my legendary stew the murklord and I added 2 jalapeño peppers for extra zing. After all was said and done I went on to do other things and rubbed my eye without thinking. As it turns out, jalapeño pepper juice likes to stick around, and enjoys nothing more than turning your eyeballs into burning flesh embers inside your skull.
This is a public service announcement.
Ow. That sounds awful. Thank You for the PSA.
I also want to share a similar tale of woe. One day, after applying loads of Icy Hot to my knee, I reached in my pants and scratched my balls. It was delightful as usual. Unfortunately, there was still plenty of Icy Hot residue on my hand.
The point is: Icy Hot doesn’t agree with your sack.
(cute: THE MORE YOU KNOW music)
Few years back, my mother couldn’t get a bottle of oven cleaner open. It predates spray cans. In my infinite wisdom I decided to cut the plastic bottle open with a knife and was showered in cleaner as it splashed out over half my face and in my eye. I let out a soft “fuuuck” as I ran to the sink to wash it off. It burned like, well I can’t say, it isn’t a pain you feel everyday.
Knowing is half the battle
I had an open wound on my finger and when I had nachos a jalapeño touched my wound and that was a total deep burn.