For my entire lived experience I have been sans cardigan; and that is about to change.

A few months ago I developed a strong, unnatural desire to own a cardigan. Perhaps I was possessed by the spirit of Kurt Cobain, but who can know the source of such urges. After doing much browsing and research on the topic of cardigans, I finally settled on a model and have ordered it. I won some money playing poker the other night, and today the Pleasure Witch suggested I spend some of the winnings on a cardigan. The fates have confirmed the choice I must make through her precious mouth!

It shall be a blessed shawl of luck. So let it be written; so let it be done.