It looks like a teen hired a bunch of goons to kill his mom, in order to reap money from her insurance policy. He planned to sell his mothers car and use the money in her bank account to fund breast augmentation surgery for his girlfriend. We get this crazy scoop from CNN:

A Colorado teenager hired men to kill his mother so he could use her money to get breast implants for his girlfriend, police said.

Nikita Lee Weis, 18, was arrested on suspicion of conspiracy to commit first-degree murder, said Fountain Deputy Police Chief Mike Barnett.

Weis’ mother, Hyun Weis, was attacked Thursday with a small wooden baseball bat at her home but escaped, authorities said. She was released Friday from a hospital.

His girlfriend, Sophia Nicole Alsept, and two men police said he hired, Juan Antonio Velez Gonzalez, 18, and Brandon Michael Soroka, 19, were also arrested on the charge of conspiracy to commit first-degree murder.

1) That mother certainly is questioning the way she raised her son right now.

2) Fake Tits are awesome – but this is outlandish!

3) This is a situation where the mother should never talk to the son again.

4) This is one helluva news story.