People keep bugging me to throw sets up, so I have.

This counts as my first Hanukkah gift to all of you.

Mr Chuck Norris was nice enough to video tape this event and did and outstanding job.

The following was filmed at the Comedy Store in Hollywood California on October 17th, 2008.

The below video is for adults (That means you Nephew).

****** At the last joke after I say “I was at the movie Finding Neverland”. Please insert “and at about half way through – I had to duck out to take a piss” after that and before “much to my surprise…

I fucked up and skipped over that line.

Cancer is back on Swayze, and Swayze’s ready to feed cancer its entrails.

Hang in there Swayze,

We need you.

Coming back to Canada put buying a vehicle on the top of my to-do list. My lady has been nice enough to lend me her car for the time being, but today I was able to score another Japanese beater that I will run into oblivion.

It is a 93’ Nissan Quest that’s in surprisingly good shape for its age. Cost – 500 bucks.

I had to get a new battery, safety and e test but it’s now good to go, and on the road.

My first car was the (Suzuki made) Pontiac Firefly, second car was the Nissan Axxess, and now my second Nissan “Questor” has been adopted as the third. I was looking for a hatchback, but this was too good of a deal to pass up.

Gas is also cheap again – so fuck it.

I may be enjoying the last window of cheap gas; I will ride the van into the sunset of inexpensive Dinosaur juice.

Ride on Questor.

Engage

I enjoy bathrobes very much. I am partial to hooded ones, they make me feel like a wizard of comfort.

I heated myself up a mug of cider for the evening and decided to try the other Cankle ingredients with it. A heated Cankle is a delightful nightcap or a suitable breakfast spirit!

The Cankle is a mixed drink involving chilled cider invented by erBark

Cankle knowledge must be shared

(Timothy Leary Rules)

(Rob Halford Also Rules)

(Riffs Rule)

Flemming Rasmussen Gets No Respect

(Slayer Rules)

For those of you that are wondering where I have been on themovieblog.com, I am able to tell you the following:

I have yet to be paid for the month of October and the first week of November. Because of this, I stopped posting until the situation is rectified. I have been spending my days looking for work in hope that everything will right itself and the whole ordeal will one day be a humorous misunderstanding.

Stay Tuned.

I saw the following video on TV the other day and thought I would share it. I love how the camera pulls from one scene into the other.

I don’t know if bailing out 2 of the big 3 is wise at this point. They still don’t make automobiles that are attractive to the general population. When they come out with more 2 or 3 cylinder cars under $10, 000 then maybe we can start talking about bail outs.

Giving money to the auto industry at this point is like putting new fixtures on a sinking ship.

Canada should have a state run auto manufacturer that makes cars akin to the Lada. Cold war comfort, recession prices.

Below is the car i am waiting for (its from the future)

The night of the 2000 presidential election, I remember watching a TV with my 3 roommates in the house of irony. When Bush was declared a winner one roommate uttered the words “the world is doomed.” 8 years on he was more right than wrong.

When you put a shifty president in charge of the most powerful nation, a lot of damage can be done; and it was.

The world hates America, and who can blame them. America has done nothing but make poor decisions for the past 8 years led under the banner of a cowboy crusader. If invading Iraq wasn’t enough, throwing the global economy into the shitter was done for good measure. I can’t figure out if these guys are up to some diabolical plot or are just titanically stupid. Either way the hate is deserved, because it was earned.

What is strange to me however is that the globe seems to be at the gates ready to forgive; willing to forget. A new leader has emerged that is the envy of every nation. A disciplined gentleman of principle has come to pick up the pieces and mend fences, and the world is glad to see him take up the task.

Barack Obama is a man that made a mountain of opportunity from the shittiest hand possible. He is a man that wants to lead because he has the ability to do so.

Anyone who can best the Clintons during “Hillary’s year” has an amazing amount of resolve and talent. McCain’s a hack pandering to the lowest common denominator in America. I believe that only the most ardent party faithful, drones of the religious right, and down right stupid will vote for McCain (which sadly is near half of the USA). Obama won the election when he beat Hillary, McCain lost any chance once Palin opened her mouth.

Obama is a legend in the making. Comparisons have been made to both Martin Luther King and John F. Kennedy in his ability to inspire people with his words. It takes an average man to motivate with fear, but a greater man inspires people to hope with him; to share a dream. I believe Obama is a man that not only can uplift, but also has the where-with-all to get shit done.

You couldn’t ask for a better president America, and he arrived in the nick of time.

After 4 hours in the LAX I decided that it would be a horrible place to sleep in. Irate and overheating I decided to suck it up and get a hotel room. I found a place close with a shuttle and I am sure I made the correct decision.

I will take the complimentary shoe mitt and consider it to be very expensive and memorable.

My buddy deenbag posted this hilarious page of reviews regarding LAX - they are hurting.

http://www.sleepinginairports.net/usa/losangeles.htm

My buddy Dave, who is among the nicest men I know did work for a guy about a year ago

This guy, Ray. The Magician. He says he’s cool. Not so!

Apparently Ray shafted Dave and still owes him a couple hundred dollars.

If you need a magician for birthdays, bar mitzvahs, or and celebration – get someone else.

******UPDATE******

Below is a video of Ray performing magic in a tan Blazer!