We are doing the show today at http://www.livevideo.com/liveshow/dougnagy

Some of you that were following my daily 2pm casts have shown interest in another ongoing unemployment show.

I was curious what time would be good for you guys 2 pm EST or midnight?

The URL for the show will be http://www.livevideo.com/liveshow/dougnagy

I saw a story tonight on the local news about a cat that was beaten, had teeth knocked out; bones broken and then set aflame.

He was left for dead.

His owner tried to calm him en route to the vet. Sadly, Bailey died in transit.

Bailey wanted no trouble.

FTW

I was talking to my friend Wintle yesterday afternoon about the glory that is Step Brothers. I loved the film when it was in theaters and was glad to discuss it anew. Wintle, like myself, very much enjoyed the ongoing gag about the Catalina wine mixer, and we laughed as we reflected on its absurdity.

Later that evening I stopped by another friends house and new discussions sprung up about the film. He and his wife recently bought the movie and were nice enough to lend it to me. I watched it last night and I enjoyed the picture just as much the second time around.

My girlfriend fell asleep during the film so I will have to watch it again sometime soon. Next time I will check out the extended director’s cut, and will be glad to do so.

If you haven’t seen this film – please do so. It is Will Ferrell left to his most ridiculous devices.

My girlfriend noticed a sled toboggan in a flyer from a department store. I was already heading to Canadian Tire, so she suggested I see what they have in the toboggan department.

After collecting my sundries at the store, I headed over to toboggan junction. I spotted a blue ,circular, spartan shield-esque toboggan. It was a good size for a few adult cats, and was the low low price of of $2.97.

This was a sign from the deities of value, to get my cats; this blessed fun machine.

As soon as I got it home, my lady tied a string to the sled and began whizzing Budwinsky around the living room.

As I type this, it is snowing outside. Soon the cats will be going for rides in the back yard. But tonight, we train indoors.

The days of cat tobogganing have begun.

I bought a tie recently that has multi colored stripes and is very “busy”.

Diagonal stripes create action and ties that have this action are blessed.

Ties + Diagonal Stripes = The Best.

The other day on the 2pm live show someone gave me the heads up on this video. It’s by David Firth; the same crazy man that brought us Salad Fingers. Enjoy!!

The other day I was pulled over by police for a holiday season breath test. I had some beer in me so when asked if I had been drinking I said yes. I then had to park the car and sit in the back of the cruiser as I was read my rights before the breath machine touched my lips.

The officer was listening to metal when I got into the car so we began to talk about our love for thrash metal. I took the breathalyzer blew way under, and was on my way.

I kept my mouth piece as a souvenir and rode on victorious in the mighty Questor.

People keep bugging me to throw sets up, so I have.

This counts as my first Hanukkah gift to all of you.

Mr Chuck Norris was nice enough to video tape this event and did and outstanding job.

The following was filmed at the Comedy Store in Hollywood California on October 17th, 2008.

The below video is for adults (That means you Nephew).

****** At the last joke after I say “I was at the movie Finding Neverland”. Please insert “and at about half way through – I had to duck out to take a piss” after that and before “much to my surprise…

I fucked up and skipped over that line.

Cancer is back on Swayze, and Swayze’s ready to feed cancer its entrails.

Hang in there Swayze,

We need you.

Coming back to Canada put buying a vehicle on the top of my to-do list. My lady has been nice enough to lend me her car for the time being, but today I was able to score another Japanese beater that I will run into oblivion.

It is a 93’ Nissan Quest that’s in surprisingly good shape for its age. Cost – 500 bucks.

I had to get a new battery, safety and e test but it’s now good to go, and on the road.

My first car was the (Suzuki made) Pontiac Firefly, second car was the Nissan Axxess, and now my second Nissan “Questor” has been adopted as the third. I was looking for a hatchback, but this was too good of a deal to pass up.

Gas is also cheap again – so fuck it.

I may be enjoying the last window of cheap gas; I will ride the van into the sunset of inexpensive Dinosaur juice.

Ride on Questor.

Engage

I enjoy bathrobes very much. I am partial to hooded ones, they make me feel like a wizard of comfort.